Mea culpa
It's been a while since I wrote anything here. Did you notice?
Every time I stop blogging for an extended time, I extend the blogless period further by putting off writing a mea culpa entry. I'm not done putting off my mea culpa. Now the world can start enjoying my witticisms again.

And there was much rejoicing.
No need for a mea culpa. Just blog every hour and you'll never have to apologize.
See, I fixed it!
i noticed. and wept. seriously.